Does his Chuck Norris-Themed Mask Help Kari Lehtonen Stop Pucks?
Kari Lehtonen doesn’t stop pucks. Instead, they spot the Chuck Norris image on his goalie mask and stop themselves mid-flight, out of fear.
That may not be the best Chuck Norris joke you have come across, but it is just one of the many you can expect to hear in Dallas after the Stars‘ goaltender Kari Lehtonen unveiled his all new Chuck Norris inspired mask. What better design for the Dallas keeper than Walker Texas Ranger himself?
So what does Kari plan to do about scuffs and puck marks? Nothing! After all, pucks don’t leave their mark on Chuck Norris. He leaves his mark on them.