14 of the Sexiest Music Videos

Brittney, Christina, Nelly, 50 Cent, The White Stripes, MVP… just a few of the eclectic choices to fill this category.  Ever think a marching band could be sexy? Think again and keep scrolling until you get to Alex Gaudino and then you’ll have a whole new appreciation for marching band chicks!

Eric Prydz – Call On Me – Let’s lead off with this electro classic, which takes the 80s aerobicized look to absolutely absurd lengths. I need to hit the gym more often, obviously.

Britney Spears – Slave 4 U – I think our children may be shocked when we tell them that Britney Spears was once one of the hottest women alive. Nowhere is that more evident than in the “Slave 4 U” video, where a crackling Neptunes beat provides the perfect backdrop for sweaty, sultry Spears giving it her all.  What happened?

Benny Benassi – Satisfaction – Italian DJ Marco “Benny” Benassi just does not care if people call his videos sexist, which is good for us because they are just crammed full of the hottest women ever.

Alex Gaudino – Destination Calabria – Are there any JaggerMafia.com readers out there with marching band fetishes? If not, I’ll bet I just made some. These are some very lucky trumpets.

Trey Songz – Wonder Woman – Trey Songz has been hailed as the possible heir to R. Kelly for the “dirtiest man in R&B” throne, and the casting of Angel Fershgenet in his “Wonder Woman” video is a pretty royally awesome act.

Christina Aguilera – Dirrty – This was the moment when Xtina went from former Mousketeer with a huge voice to unquestionable sex symbol. So many people were freaked out about this video and it was awesome.

Nelly – Hot In Herre – Nelly is notorious for the “Tip Drill” video, which has ATM cards being run through girls’ buttcracks. That’s just a little blatant, so I opted for the still very excellent “Hot In Herre.”

Chris Isaak – Wicked Game – If Chris Isaak had died the minute he finished filming this video, he would have been a legend. Directed by rock photographer Herb Ritts, the clip features supermodel Helena Christensen, a beach, and about eighteen kilotons of uninterrupted sexuality.

50 Cent – Ayo Technology – Okay, who gave 50 Cent the blueprints for the machine that gives women spontaneous orgasms? Oh, wait, Justin Timberlake.

The White Stripes – I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself – Kate Moss before all the Pete Doherty bad times in this absolutely smoking White Stripes vid directed by Sofia Coppola.

Jessica Simpson – These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ – This was the time, man – when Jessica Simpson was just astoundingly, smokingly hot. It was all downhill from Dukes Of Hazard.

hakira – La Tortura – It was mad hard to pick just one Shakira video for this thing, but I eventually decided to go with “La Tortura” because it’s in Spanish and it’s always sexier when you don’t know what a girl is saying.

MVP – Rock Ya Body – How many girls in bikinis are too many? Obviously, modern science hasn’t reached that point yet, as this video is just full of them and it’s still not enough!

Holly Valance – Kiss Kiss – Australian model-singer Holly Valance is criminally underappreciated here in the States. And criminally underdressed in this video.


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