WAGS of the 2010 ALCS: Yankees vs. Rangers

Misty May Treanor (Matt Treanor)

Misty’s a professional volleyball player who won the gold medal with teammate Kerri Walsh at the 2004 and 2008 Summer Olympics. At one point she won 112 consecutive matches. She began dating Matt in January 2004, then got engaged two months later then married 8 months after that. Talk about bringin’ the heat, even Rickey Henderson’s like, “Whoa, that was fast.” She shares a tattoo with her husband that is of an M-squared. She also has a tat of the roman numeral V for her “friendship” with Jason Kidd. Yeah, okay. Watch out, Matt!

Kelsi Reich (Derek Holland)

Derek made his debut in April 2009 and spent the majority of the 2010 season down at Triple-A, but he doesn’t have to worry about the level of T&A. His girl is a Cowboys cheerleader who loves the Lord – her favorite book is The Bible, she loves Christian music, and her #1 priority in life is her Christian faith. Even God’s like, “Damn, girl. Back up off deez nuts!”

Dominique Piek (CJ Wilson)

Dom’s a South African model who most recently appeared in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She started modeling at age 14 and has been on the covers of GQ, Cosmopolitan, and Shape magazines. She was also featured in Ralph Lauren’s Chaps Denim ad campaign. CJ’s a devoted Taoist who’s “straight edge” meaning he abstains from booze, drugs, and promiscuous sex. We probably wouldn’t like to hang out with him, but super hot models do.

Gisel Herrera (Elvis Andrus)

In 2005, Elvis signed a six figure contract at the age of 16. He now has a full figured girl in Gisel Hererra.  He’s the 10th player in major league history to steal 20 bases under the age of 21. Not much is known about Gisel other than she likes Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, and Will Smith. Think she’d ever wear a meat dress?

Cameron Diaz (Alex Rodriguez)

When you’re Alex Rodriguez, you get to date pretty much whoever you please. (As long as Dirty Derek hasn’t already soiled the pastures…) So the fact that A-Rod’s dating blonde super-hottie actress, Cameron Diaz should come as no surprise. Unless you thought A-Rod was gay, which istotally understandable…

Joanna Garcia (Nick Swisher)

Best known for her role on The CW sitcom, Reba, Joanna Garcia was born in classy Tampa, Florida to a Spanish-American mother and a Cuban-Gynochologist father. She got her big break while attending Catholic high school, when Nickelodeon discovered her, and gave her a two-season stint on Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Minka Kelly (Derek Jeter)

If any one of us ever got to hook up with a chick like Minka Kelly, we could die happy – no regrets. But for professional ass-getter, Derek Jeter, smokin’ hotties are just a way of life. If you don’t already know his latest muse, Minka Kelly, the beautiful brunette is best known for her role on the series “Friday Night Lights.”

Laura Posada (Jorge Posada)

MILF-y brunette Laura Posada isn’t just your average arm candy. The Puerto Rican hottie has a law degree from Loyola University in New Orleans. She’s written her own book. Like, she actually wrote a book, not some ghostwriter, like Sarah Palin has. And she spends the majority of her time managing the Jorge Posada Foundation, which raises money and awareness for Craniosynostosis.

 

Erin Cronin Robertson (Dave Robertson)

Erin’s a Bentley ’07 grad from Medfield, Massachusetts who married the Yankees young relief pitcher in January 2009. Fun fact – David earned the nickname, “Houdini” for a pair of impressive pitching performances in the 2009 ALDS.

 

 

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One response

  1. Papa K

    Damn… Derek Holland has quite a catch for his eyes being so close together…

    10/15/2010 at 5:11 PM

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